[ the transmission starts with laughter, but it's not very happy-sounding and has a slight sarcasm to it ]

Hahaha. Ha. Ha.

... This is lovely. Really.

So many murders. Senseless. Baseless. Unbiased. Random.

And yet. Something is missing.

Or rather, someone.

GARCIAN SMITH.

[ booming laughter ]COME! SIT ON YOUR THRONE! SIT ON YOUR WELL- ( Read more... )

[ there is a very long pause, filled only by the same crackling noise as before ]

... ... ...

Heh.

This--[zzt]--is the--[zzt]--best thing that's happened here.

Aside from finding the Goliath.

Mufufu.

[ some heavy steps can be heard, followed by a stroke of a piano key, C♭ ]

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[ VAVA laughs, but it's not a sinister or otherwise sarcastic ( Read more... )